Actually

... my blog title should be more like "Beer For My Wolfdog?" because I have no horses, not anymore. They're all gone now. My babies are all gone, all the tack, saddles, show tack, grooming supplies, leads, halters, everything, gone! This 97 acre horse ranch is lonely, so very lonely ... There's a reason for everything -- it's said -- although sometimes I simply can't fathom why.

Monday, December 05, 2005

How To Photograph a Cat

I'm headed out for the day once again -- shrink appt., shopping, dinner out, blah, blah, blah ... Lovely. It's only like ONE degree here I think -- at least that's what it feels like! It's windy, it's cold, it's cloudy BUT! There's a 40% chance of snow on Thursday !! Yeah, I know if it snows here it'll only be a half inch but it still thrills me no end! Until later ...

How To Photograph a Cat:

1. Place cat on sunny spot near a window
2. Focus camera
3. Move cat back onto sunny spot near window
4. Focus camera
5. Look for cat under sofa
6. Call for cat
7. Get out can opener
8. Put cat back on sunny spot
9. Focus camera
10. Marvel at beauty of cat
11. Praise cat for sitting so still
12. Take photo
13. Look at preview window
14. Notice cat is conspicuously absent from photo
15. Look for cat
16. Put double-sided tape on sunny spot by window
17. Drop cat on tape
18. Focus camera
19. Take photo
20. Marvel at photo of cat clawing your camera in two

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Oh Roger ... If you only had claws! I am so happy you and Gown do NOT! Besides, your breath is your best defense anyway. BLEAH!
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Anonymous said...

*lol* My cat always blinks just before I take the picture so he always looks chinese. Hey I just noticed that you stole my super hero identification! *lol* Your a goober! =P

December 05, 2005 2:28 PM

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