OH. MY. STARS.

I've been busy while absent. I've been surfing the web and I've found some rather ... uh ... unusual items online and this has served to prove to me, and now you, that you can truly find anything online if you just look long enough. Case in point:

If you really love them and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?

Marry Your Pet:

This is Pat, Pet and Partners Priest for longer than she'd care to remember.
So you've found your partner for life, only thing is - he's an animal. Not just that he leaves hair in the bath and has abominable table manners, but that really he's an animal, i.e. with feathers, scales or whatnot.
But forget his facial hair. So what if he has an overabundance of legs, or must hibernate each winter? All that matters is that you adore him.
So go on, if you really love him and you're in this for life, isn't it time you married your pet?
While you're at the site be sure to visit the Previously Wed page. Oh, me. Believe it or not, this is not a redneck thing!
Also at the site:



and naturally,



I don't guess you can have one w/out the other, right?