Actually

... my blog title should be more like "Beer For My Wolfdog?" because I have no horses, not anymore. They're all gone now. My babies are all gone, all the tack, saddles, show tack, grooming supplies, leads, halters, everything, gone! This 97 acre horse ranch is lonely, so very lonely ... There's a reason for everything -- it's said -- although sometimes I simply can't fathom why.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

THIS is FUNNY!

Enjoy!

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk, she has a "question and answer" period. One little boy raises his hand & the Senator asks him for his name.
"Kenneth."
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"Well, actually I have 3 questions: lst, whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2nd, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3rd, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess, and Hillary Clinton informs the children they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, it's question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up, Hillary points to him & asks him for his name.
"Larry."
"And what is your question?"
"Really, I have 5 questions: lst, What ever happened to your medical health care plan?
2nd, Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3rd, Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
4th, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5th, Where's Kenneth?"

5 comments:

Samantha said...

What a couple of IDIOTS! Hey Moron Number 1! Did you forget I told you I have a program which tells me who's been visiting, and leaving comments on my blog? You better tell Moron Number 2 I have her I.P. address:
145.syracuse-06rh16rt-07rh15rt.ny.dial-access.att.net
12.75.118.145 Windows XP
Internet Explorer 6.0
Tsk, tsk, using I.E.? How awful! Unless you dig spyware.

Guess what OTHER INFORMATION I have? I'll give you a hint: It pertains to the DEADBEAT DAD LAW and the STATE OF MISSOURI. Now, get the hell out of my face unless you want the law dogs knocking on your door to drag you back to Missouri, sooner rather than later.

Anonymous said...

WOW! What is that all about?! Ok? I was just going to post a *lol* but now... I don't think that is appropriate. Yikes!

Samantha said...

Not to worry, doesn't concern you Sharmy. But Moron #1 and Moron #2 will know of whom I speak.

I thought that joke was HYSTERICAL! *LOL*

Anonymous said...

the only deadbeat around here is you.

Samantha said...

Listen "Anonymous", like I don't know which freaking moron (#2) you are: If you ONLY knew! At least the U.S. Marshals aren't looking for me! Get a freaking life, why don't you? Or how about this for a novel idea? Get a JOB, instead of being a leech! You'll be sorry if you ever, ever say one more nasty thing to me. I got the documents, baby.