Things To Do At a New Year's Eve Party

Just want to help you out, but if you have any suggestions by all means feel free to add them!

1. Wake up writing someone else’s blog
2. Declare war on Iraq! Oh wait, never mind…
3. Plaster the streets with incriminating photos involving your pet and a root vegetable
4. Tattoo Bible verses all over your body and then do a strip tease for your friends
5. Should anyone spill a drink on you, scream, “It burns, it burns!” in a possessed Linda Blair voice.
6. Declare sock garters to be back in fashion and wear a pair. Nothing else.
7. Put everyone’s keys in the toilet to prevent drunk driving
8. Arrive late, drunk and loudly announce, “Well, it looks like I’ve slept with everyone at this party already.”
9. “Hey yer Mom looks familiar. Whoa. Too familiar.”
10. Your suggestion _____________________.