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Five credit-card companies grant woman $55,000 in loans despite her admission of having no income:
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Burglar forgets to hang up a phone he had just stolen, allowing police to listen to his getaway
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The Mars rovers just won't stop roving. Expected to eventually replicate, resulting in an army of evil-rover descendants invading Earth in search of their creator
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When driving drunk on New Year's Day, and you're trying to avoid a drunk-driving checkpoint, don't drunkenly drive straight into totally sober police officer
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South Dakota's village idiot festival starts up again. I wuz jus' shootin' at da road sign, ossifer
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Camilla costs Britons nearly $1 million a year to feed, stable and shoe
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In the aftermath of committing a murder you may want to A) change your blood-soaked clothes; B) ditch the murder weapon and C) drive the speed limit. Or you could be like this genius
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Report shows that dogs deal with stress better if another dog is with them. Translation: Your dog wants an accomplice, or possibly a scapegoat
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Woman enters rare "Reverse Mile High Club", gives birth in airplane bathroom
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Man suing Waffle House over not being allowed to get a little milk for coffee. Plans to scatter, smother, cover, chunk, top, pepper, dice, and cap defense team
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Man arrested for doing 207Km/h (128 Mph) in his Lamborghini Diablo said he couldn't feel the speed in the vehicle
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St. Louis man keeps cobra as pet, secure in knowledge that pets don't bite the hand that feeds them. Story also mentions anti-venom was successfully airlifted
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Hail Mary, full of grace, front your cash, I'll spare your face
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New talking "Potty Time With Elmo" book freaks kids out by asking "Who Wants To Die?" (with video, audio from book)
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Family Finds Raw Meat Instead Of iPod Inside Sealed Box
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5 comments:
Ha! Ha! I have seen most of those! They are funny! I like to read too... I always get those oddly enough headlines...Did you see the one where the guy is selling the 2 headed snake for $150,000!!!
Ewwwwwwww!! I think my Whopper is coming back up ...
*lol* Silly silly!
And did you see the one where the artist chained his legs together to draw a picture of the image? He lost the key and couldn't unlock it and had to hop 12 hours through a desert with a long thick chain around his bare ankles. He had bruises---but the sheriff reported the drawing was pretty good.
*LOL*
Sometimes people are unbelievably dumb!
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