OUCH!

So I had a little accident. Again. Except for once it wasn't horse-related, ATV-related, tractor-related, etc. It was my own clumsiness which should surprise no one as I'm the clumsiest person on earth. If I miss that Palomino show next month because of this I'm gonna be ticked! I didn't think something like this would stop me but my mom sure is convinced it is. I've had a difficult time sleeping since this happened. We're talking major pain.

Ordinarily when I read online news -- CNN, Fox News, Yahoo News, Google News, Reuters, MSNBC to name a few -- daily I skip most of the "fluff" but today something caught my eye and it's funny! No, it's not really funny ... See for yourself -- the first entry in the "Peculiar" category:
WIFE HATES HUBBY'S NEW PENIS
Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.
ABC'S OF SEX
Elementary school uses stick-figures-having-sex font on the cover of their third-grade spelling curriculum; kids unaffected except for a strange desire to play hangman with dirty words. Image below:
ONE THOUSAND PALLBEARERS
That's how many it took to carry the world's heaviest monarch to his grave.
King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV of Tonga died on 10 September, apparently of a vowel overdose.
WILLIE PERFORMS W/ ORCHESTRA
Thinks oboe would make a good bong.
And in unrelated news:
REDHEADED STRANGER BUSTED
I gotta say, NO KIDDING?! I mean, every single person who knows anything about Willie knows about the ... uh ... recreational biologicals, and believe you me, you can't come w/in 20' of him w/out noticing a really strong fragrance about him even though he's adamant about "You don't smell anything." All these years it's been the Good Old Boy Network at it's finest, but someone forgot to tell one particular Louisiana State Trooper.

And then I ran across the most interesting photo -- not in "fluff" pieces -- because the colors are striking and rich!
I think it's gorgeous.

GREAT PRODUCT ALERT:
The Littersweep is working more fabulously than I could ever have imagined. Both Furballs have -- apparently -- taken to it w/out incident although when it roars they still run away. I'm absolutely thrilled, and would have willingly paid far more for it than I did. I simply got an excellent buy on it. Now everyone is happy! I empty the container I guess once every 3-4 days, no muss, no fuss, easy as can be!

Finally, because I'm finally winding down and the pain pill is taking effect (at last!) I'm posting a freebie that you absolutely must get!
The Swiffer Duster has changed my life particularly because I get tons of dust from the pasture! They really work, and if you use this form it really comes! Trust me, you'll thank me later.
SWIFFER

Legs wants out so I'm outta here for tonight~